murphy's law أجمل قوانين السخرية والتهكم

Nobody listens until you say something wrong


"Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."


"Every solution breeds new problems."


"To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles."


Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.


If you think education is expensive -- try ignorance.


Most general statements are false, including this one.


An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.


All great discoveries are made by mistake.

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.


Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.


When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.


Love is a matter of chemistry
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Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.


There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong

For a" TRUE" problem. There is no solution.......!!!!!!!


Nothing is so bad....!!- because it will go even worse.! ".


You will get the chance in the most inappropriate moment.


Solving of the problem is on finding out the people who will solve it.?!


There are two kinds of people, those who do this division and those who don't............


The History doesn't repeat but the historians repeat themselves........!!!!


If something gets cleaned....., something else will be spoilt


If something moves and is green=Biology; If something smells bad=Chemistry; If something doesn't function=Physics


You can't fix something that it is not broken.......!!


-Only a fool can repeat something that the other fool has done.......